I Feel Much Better

Pretty short update.

I'm sitting in Charlotte International Airport awaiting the loud man to say "Good afternoon, we are now boarding Flight 1688 to Toronto, Ontario". I assume that's what they'll say at least. Regardless after that is said I imagine I will evacuate my bowel AND bladder at the same time so it will appear I'm like a seagull. It's terrifying and I've got a dry feeling in my mouth but I think I can sort it out. I'm like that. However it is over a weekend so I could be in trouble. Oh well.

To all my friends who read this - mum and maybe Georg (?) - make sure I don't drink my skeleton juice. Hhowp.